Tuesday, March 4, 2008

The Onion Movie

Don't know how this will turn out, but the trailer has decapitations, jailbait, and Steven Segal.

Oh how transparent we are...

Embarrassing, but mostly true.

Monday, March 3, 2008

I may not know much...

in fact, the phrases "manchild" and "not fit for polite society" are often used to describe me. But I do know this: Kate Hudson has a fantastic ass.

Radiohead downloads

Tons of shows - some recorded directly from the soundboard - but nearly all with excellent quality. Great set lists. Enjoy.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Wikileaks: global defense of sources and press freedoms, circa now—

"Wikileaks is developing an uncensorable Wikipedia for untraceable mass document leaking and analysis. Our primary interest is in exposing oppressive regimes in Asia, the former Soviet bloc, Sub-Saharan Africa and the Middle East, but we also expect to be of assistance to people of all regions who wish to reveal unethical behavior in their governments and corporations. We aim for maximum political impact. Our interface is identical to Wikipedia and usable by all types of people. We have received over 1.2 million documents so far from dissident communities and anonymous sources."

Got some pretty good stuff on there, and make sure to check out the whole saga with Wikileaks being shut down by a Federal Judge over leaking documents about a prominent Swiss bank's private account activities in the Cayman Islands and their subsequent re-establishment (decision was overturned) just a few days ago!

How bout this for your breakfast

Straight up evil.

Friday, February 29, 2008

Someone Wanted a Count Down?

Thought this site could use alittle...

Iron Man

The ramifications of telecom immunity

The ever-astute Glenn Greenwald spells it out.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Call the strippas, it's gonna be a long one...

Man finds £1.5 million worth of yay on the beach.

garfield minus garfield

" Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against lonliness and methamphetamine addiction in a quiet American suburb."

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Buddy Miles, R.I.P.

Sept. 5th, 1947 - Feb. 26th, 2008

Dem Changes.

Will Ferrell takes on Bill Walton

Will has skills.

Superchrist

**Edit: Click on the title of this post and watch it from the AOL site - for some reason the sound quality is much, much better there, and for this jam, it's worth it.


Turn it up and watch the whole thing. Jimmy Chamberlin is God.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

The Wangcaster

Monday, February 25, 2008

Spoon

The Underdog.


On a lighter note, I almost burned down my apartment today. Sweet!

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Will Ferrell and the Metric System

Combining a LineGradient with paletteMap

This shit is awesome.

Tina Fey returns to SNL

Bitch is the new black.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Galifianakis discusses physical comedy

With special guests Brian Posehn and Patton Oswalt.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Lunar Eclipse

Pretty cool demonstration.

Recipes for FryMeDaddy???

Yum!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

An interview for those that remember Real Ultimate Power.net...

... And for those who don't, witness the glory of the NINJA!!!

Goddamned Locusts.

Gears of War 2 trailer.

Grainy video of a US missile intercepting a dying satellite.

A $30 Million game of Missile Command.


(If second link loads strangely, hit refresh)

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Grossly Inaccurate Review: Terminator 3

Read the whole thing 'cause the end is really funny - except for the Harry Potter nonsense.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Don't open the box Morgan

Carmina Burana on the 5-string banjo

Somebody show this to Trevron.

via Crooks and Liars.

Kosovo Declares its Independence

At 3pm local time, Kosovo declared its independence, making it one of the poorest European nations.

You still suck at photoshop

and #6.

The Poetry of Roger Clemens

Skeep-skop-scat

The Spies Who Love \you

Submit to their warm embrace.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Serious Sports Fans Only

No really, you are gonna have to like sports to like this.

15 Home Theatres with a Geek twist

via Metafilter.

Friday, February 15, 2008

tony roberts=funny

Oral (Roberts) analysis

Wow

A new way to let go of all that anger you have built up inside of you. That is what this lady says anyway. Bitch, I don't think that's anger.

Peyton Manning and the United Way

Thursday, February 14, 2008

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!



Star Wars valentines courtesy of Somethingawful.com

Indy

He's here to inspect the tapestries.

DJ Thom Yorke

A good interview and some cool tracks from our favorite frontman

Perfect Valentine's Day song for your sweetie

NSFW(language)
Whole skit is good but the song starts at about 4 mins.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyBjvB-7m68

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Obi Wan Doesn't care about babies.

Haniel J. Frizzibald Solo III

And why the hell not?

Those wacky Japanese...

has anywone posted this yet?

Radiohead announce North American Tour
February 12, 2008 03:11 PM - Posted by Jonathan

No, the site's not dead. Yes, it will be back with a whole new design sometime soon. In the meantime, it was announced today that Radiohead's tour in North America is going to happen this May.

RADIOHEAD has confirmed the dates and venues to be visited on the first segment of its upcoming North American tour. They are:

May 5 - Cruzan Amphitheatre - West Palm Beach, Florida
May 6 - Ford Amphitheatre - Tampa, Florida
May 8 - Lakewood Amphitheatre - Atlanta, Georgia
May 9 - Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre - Charlotte, North Carolina
May 11 - Nissan Pavilion at Stone Ridge - Bristow, Virginia
May 14 - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater - St Louis, Missouri
May 17 - Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion - Houston, Texas
May 18 - Superpages.com Center - Dallas, Texas

Pre-sale for the above dates will begin February 14 via W.A.S.T.E. with general on-sales following on February 16.

The second half of the North American tour will follow the band's summer tour of the UK and Europe.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

No Lemons Please

Dudes...

can we stop fuckin' around and get real for a second? It's time to prioritize certain things.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's over!

Today, a courageous and bipartisan effort was made to protect telecommunications companies from the American people.

The Dodd amendment stripping retroactive immunity from the FISA bill failed 31-67. The Republican bloc marched lockstep, opposing the amendment 49-0. Eighteen Democrats joined the Republicans.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

**UPDATE**

You may recall that I mentioned that the version of the FISA bill passed by the House was quite different from the Intelligence Committee bill which will today be passed in the Senate. The good folks over at Firedoglake have a petition going that implores the members of the House to stand firm and not pass a new bill which mirrors that of the Senate. Take a moment to sign it.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Collaborators

An assessment or two of the leadership of Reid and Pelosi during this Congressional session.

B wears womens' underwear!

Now that I have your attention, what's the word on the May trip?

An for anyone interested, the NO Jazz fest lineup is out - 2nd weekend looks better than the first.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Pats fans are a bunch of whiney bitches

Presented in vivid PowerPoint fashion.

Bunny

Homina-homina-homina!

Mitt Romney ends his presidential campaign

Jon Stewart responds.

Waterboarding

Given the recent revelations that US officials performed waterboarding on several prisoners shortly after 9/11, and US Attorney General Michael Mukasey's refusal to open an investigation into the affair, this piece by a former JAG officer and current judge/law professor on the matter is timely.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Bill and Hillary from the 70s

Didn't inhale?

Guitar Rising for Real Guitar Heroes

Pretty Cool.

Cute animals that can destroy you...

Pretty funny article from Cracked.com

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Zero Punctuation

Call of Duty 4 Review

Hitler and the Chicken Curse

Clever.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Sydney to London in 5 hours

British firm Reaction Engines has designed a hypersonic plane capable, in theory, of transporting 300 passengers at a speed of 3,000 mph.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Live on Jools Hollands' 200th show

Bodysnatchers


Jesus titty-fuckin' Christ.

Super Bowl Ads Are Designed To Fuel Mindless Buying

"Recession? How About $2.7 Million for a 30-Second Ad?"

Carl's not pissed

Carl demonstrates humility in victory.

Don't Fall for Jury Duty Scam

You all are smart, and I'm sure you would not fall for this scam.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

What the world Eats

A TIME photo-essay on the weekly eating habits and expenditures of families throughout the world. Notice how families from western countries don't have favorite recipes, but merely favorite foods.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Giuliani's Campaign Most Unsuccessful in History

$50 Million for 1 delegate. It couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

OLED: New TV Technology

This looks like its going to be bad ass.

Telecom Immunity Update

It has come to this:

Monday will see the Senate Intelligence Bill come before the house, and all proposed amendments will receive a vote. The bill itself includes a provision providing retroactive immunity to those companies who participated in warrantless surveillance of Americans. Senator Dodd and Senator Feingold have proposed an amendment that will strip the bill of this provision. If they can manage to find 51 votes, then there will be no immunity provision in the final bill. Contact your Senators (even if they are dedicated Republicans) and ask them to support the Dodd/Feingold amendment.

**UPDATE**

Glenn Greenwald is claiming that the Dodd/Feingold amendment will need to get 60 votes, per the agreement. There is almost no chance of this happening. Tune in Monday to see our Senate sanction a crime against the American people!

I should note that the House passed version of the FISA bill that is substantially different from the one before the Senate. If the Senate passes the Intelligence Committee's bill on Monday, with the immunity provision, then there will have to be some reconciliation. There will be pressure on the House to pass a bill identical to the Senate version. So this fight isn't over yet.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

IFH NSFW

Product Placement

David Lynch, don't make me want you when I know I can't have you.

New Walmart Line Of Fine Wines

Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2008, it will begin offering customers a new discount item ---- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of Modesto California to produce the beverage at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of "Wal-Mart" brand into their shopping carts, but"there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas , Bentonville. "But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name
for the Wal-Mart wine brand.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either
white meat (possum) or red meat (squirrel).

P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax. I know
possum is not a white meat.
__________________

And I thought it was bullshit...

Saw this on cracked.com, and had to see if they exaggerated. Turns out nope, not one bit.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Imperial Ruins

Examine some of the decaying remnants of the Russian Empire.

This cat has too much free time on his/her hands.

http://www.baraskit.se/random/archive/80/tampon_flower_bouquet.html

Most irie vending machine evah.

This thing won't take my bill, man.

No Shit: Alice 'N Chainz

Please listen to the track titled: "Fat Girls."

Yep, that's Lane Staley.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

For anyone else who's following the FISA Telecom Immunity debate

I say "anyone else" 'cause I know Jon's got this shit on lockdown.
So here's how the senators voted.

A new episode of House tonight!

It's Back! Well for 3 weeks anyway.

I threw up in my mouth, just a little bit, when I read this...

Yep.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Giants by 23!!!

Carl discusses the upcoming Beantown Beatdown.

Memories

Anime at it's finest

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Friday, January 25, 2008

Snipes supplanted as the blackest thing in the universe?

I dunno. Don't think I can side with science this time...

Horse Hater

Don't even think about clicking on this link unless you hate horses.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

I feel great

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Your America

The story of one man's Kafkaesque ordeal with Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Why are healthcare costs so high?

We've all heard it said that frivolous lawsuits are to blame. In 2001, malpractice claims accounted for 0.46% of total healthcare spending in the United States. A decade ago, administrative overhead accounted for a staggering 31% of total healthcare expenditures. But perhaps things have changed in the last decade... or perhaps not.

Why are administrative costs so high? A study in California offers an answer.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Anonymous

.

Question

You guys wanna start a band called Schmegma(sp) Cleanse Pickle Douche? I'll play drums.

5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

Telecom Immunity Update **UPDATED**

I realize that most of you probably aren't interested in this issue, but take my word for it that this is a important test for the rule of law in this country. The Republicans are going to force a vote on a permanent FISA bill, and Harry Reid has determined to bring to the floor a bill containing the provisions for immunity for companies that participated in warrantless surveillance. The legality of this issue should be decided in a courtroom, not in Congress. This measure would effectively strip citizens of their right to redress in a court of law.

Those of us who oppose this measure have an ally in Sens. Dodd and Feingold. But we need more. Dodd was drafted into the movement by concerned citizens. Now, an attempt is being made to add another champion to our ranks: former Senator John Edwards. The folks at Firedoglake have more on this. Take the time to click on the link and write John Edwards an email requesting his leadership.

**UPDATE**

Harry Reid has thrown down the gauntlet to the opponents of telecom immunity.

So what do you guys think

http://www.bryanashley.com/company.html

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Giants Win

Carl gives it up for the big blue wrecking crew.