D-Day + 1

To the Joint Expeditionary Forces of the Cocks:

According to my calculation, based solely on the counter present to your right, we are now less than 90 days from kickoff. We are about to embark on an undertaking that has never before been attempted by mankind. Some of our brothers and sisters may not return, but we shall fight on.

Now is the time to begin dusting off those old "All dirt roads lead to Clemson" and "I Plant Taters Avery Yare" bumperstickers - and my personal new favorite, "Fuck LSU." Training for hours on end of heavy drinking and yelling at television announcers begins now.

We will not submit. We will not quit until our mission is complete.

That is all.

Steve Spurrier
Supreme Commander, Allied Forces against the rest of the fucking assholes in the SEC