Gentlemen,
My army of tiny white Jedi's has penetrated Brooke's inner defenses. The Kwisartz Haderach has officially been conceived. We got visual confirmation from the ultrasound last week and it turns out that she is 6 weeks pregnant. I must say that I'll never be the same now that I have seen my wife's vagina from the inside out. It'll blow your freaking mind.
I thought a blog post would be the best way to make this announcement. That way I can tell everybody at once.
The one who brings balance to the universe is due around thanksgiving. I'm up for any name suggestions. Of course Brooke hates all of my ideas for names. But his middle name WILL be Eugene of course!
Monday, April 7, 2008
Brooke is Pregnant
Clemson Trustees Embezzle 80 Million dollars?
Clemson's fiscal practices attacked (The State 3/16/08)
Fired official sues, claiming school hid millions from Legislature
Fired Clemson official’s suit moves forward
Note: Cleaned up by JRH 4/07/08 1:05pm
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