According to Urban Dictionary, we're all awesome and have huge cocks...

Jon
Nick
Bryan
Brian
Kevin
Justin
Trevor
Brad
Grant
Marcus
Chris

Highlights:
Jon's #5
Nick's #5
Bryan's #6
Brian's #3
Kevin's #7
Justin's #5
Trevor's #2
Brad's #4
Grant's #4
Marcus's #3
Chris's #6

I'm not sure, but Trevor's #2 definition might be the best...