Bathroom Humor

There's not enough bathroom humor in this blog; I seek to rectify the situation. Here's an excerpt from the article in the link:

"My colleagues backed away, with a look of abject horror and disgust as my two buttocks finally ceased their devilish applause causing my demolished rectum to finally recede into silence. I looked down. My trousers were bulging oddly, and I could see the carpet beneath my feet would require some serious work if it were ever to return to its previous, glorious blue."