Not to mention it allows the government to track your every move and tell you at any moment what your serum fucking sodium concentration is. Sweet - where do I sign up?
Fuck all of that, guys. This shit is part of the seriously fucking incredibly awesome sci-fi future that I want to live in. Stop the hate - get a sub dermal electronic tattoo. See? How much cooler is it just by adding "sub dermal" instead of under skin? I swear to god though I'm gettin one if they actually come out.
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Not to mention it allows the government to track your every move and tell you at any moment what your serum fucking sodium concentration is. Sweet - where do I sign up?
Ah, the govt has been doing that for years man.
That's why I don't get my tetanus shots.
Fuck all of that, guys. This shit is part of the seriously fucking incredibly awesome sci-fi future that I want to live in. Stop the hate - get a sub dermal electronic tattoo. See? How much cooler is it just by adding "sub dermal" instead of under skin? I swear to god though I'm gettin one if they actually come out.
I'm sure they'll give you one in the form of a bar code.....
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