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Like the corners of my mind...

My Dad's New Book

If you guys would care to read my dad's book please let me know and I'll get you one, it's also available on Amazon and Kindle, I did the cover so check out the link, it's crazy seeing it on Amazon. The story is an adventure with religious and science-fiction themes and is his first self-published novel. Preebs.

Perhaps the greatest movie ever made.

Badminton is a hell of a sport.

Five Absolutely Horrifying Internet Communities

Woah.

The end of an era for several of us.

Well folks, the place that has stolen half of my life and provided pay checks for so many of us, has entered the final countdown. Starting October one, Spring Valley and Blythewood Ace will cease to exist.

What if the tea party was black?

A dramatic reading of a real breakup letter.

Chris, you've used this voice before, and I can't help but picture you reading this aloud.

If you boys don't mind, I'll go ahead and do the honors:

Samurai umbrella

Radiohead 'at the finishing line' on new album, guitarist says

Could be out by the end of the year. No Shit.

I like what I like...

Even if it only consists of roughly 3 subjects: Radiohead, anything involving a lightsaber, and, damn... Forgot the third one...

Bad Ass

Here it is...

The Spyder III.

Why SEC Expansion Might Not Be Happening Soon

Mike Slive: Thank you all for coming. I've called this meeting to gauge your interest on possibly moving to the SEC.
Georgia Tech: Do you mind? I'm in the middle of a dungeon raid.
Georgia: Figures.
Slive: I don't know what that means. (clears throat) Texas and Texas A&M, you came the farthest to be here. How are you feeling?
Texas A&M: Yes.
Slive: Yes, what?
Texas A&M: Thank you for the invite. I accept.
Arkansas: Awesome! (high fives LSU)
Slive: But I didn't extend any offers yet.
Texas: Don't mind him. We're not coming. I'm too smart for your conference.
Vanderbilt: That's rich. This guy thinks he's funny.
Slive: Can't Texas A&M make his own decisions?
Texas: No. The state legislature won't let us split up, and I'm saying no. C'mon lil' brother, let's blow this joint.
Texas A&M: Yes I can. Wait, come back! Who you calling little brother?
Texas and Texas A&M leave.
Slive: All right. Virginia Tech, how are you feeling?
Virginia Tech: I'll have to ask the governor's office first. That's what got me in the ACC a few years back.
Slive: Sure thing, let's move on. Florida State?
Florida groans and signs dramatically.
Florida State: I might join, but tell me this. How many of you in the SEC currently fear the spear?
Ole Miss: Wait, what?
Florida State: I said do you FEAR THE SPEAR?
Florida: Hell no. You haven't won 10 games since 2003.
Kentucky: Seriously, even I beat you in the Music City Bowl a couple years ago.
Florida State: UNCONQUERED!
Slive: Right. While we're on the subject, Miami...
Miami: Sí, señor.
Slive: What are your thoughts?

Miami: Creo que la Florida es una niña pequeña.
Florida: I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Your crappy piped in music is echoing too loudly off all the empty seats in your rented stadium.
Mississippi State: Come now, Baxter. You know I don't speak Spanish. Ha ha, see what I did there?
Auburn: I saw it. Niiiiiice.
Alabama: Good Lord. Who gave those two permission to speak? Can we move on?
Slive: Calm down everyone. Last, but certainly not least, we've got Clemson. What is your interest level at?
Clemson: I'd be all for it. Why not make bring the Chicken Curse completely into the SEC?
South Carolina: Hey man, I beat you last season, and this is our year to win the East. You'll see.
Slive: Tennessee, you've been awfully quiet. Do you have anything to add?
Tennessee: Not since Lane Kiffin left.
Slive: Fair enough; I'm not arguing with that. Virginia Tech, did you get a hold of anyone at the governor's office?
Virginia Tech: Yeah, I did. Virginia wants to know what your lacrosse scheduling policies are.
Slive: Virginia? Lacrosse?
Miami: Estoy aburrido. ¡Vamos a la playa, caballeros!
Auburn: Oooh, it's my turn. Baxter! You know I don't...
Alabama: Shut up!
Slive: Gentlemen, it's getting a little out of hand here...
LSU: Hey, Mike. Texas just texted me the lyrics to "California Dreaming." Said it was dedicated to you.
Florida State: Wait a minute. If I join your league, do I have to change the war chant to include the S-E-C chant? Because I am not cool with that.
Slive: Um, if there are no objections, let's resume these meetings next week.
Vanderbilt: Done and done. Who's up for a game of Clue?
Alabama: I'm outta here.
Georgia Tech: Time's up. Let's do this!
Slive: But we just decided to end...
Georgia Tech: LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIINNNNSSSSSS!!!
Slive: You know what, everyone? I'll call you.

What's erbody doin for the 4th

Anybody coming in for the 4th of July? We should start planning now and do something.