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Boy, 11, Uses Toy Lightsaber to Defend Mom From Attacker

Maybe there is something to this "Force".

I'm getting fuckin' pumped.

Ever since Jon suggested that we do the Art Lobe, I've been getting pumped.
Way pumped.
So as my pumpitude increases, I've been looking all over the net for equipment - reading reviews, checking prices, getting gear boners, etc. - and I've found that if you're doing online shopping, campmor.com has excellent fuckin' prices. Click on the title of this post to go there.
Also, because experience says that planning a trip early can help things go more smoothly, lets try to get a head count on who wants in and when people are available (Copeland, this means you) so that we can plan gear buying, working out, and all that shit accordingly. It would be fucking incredible if we could get a sizable group together for a truly bad-ass hiking/camping experience.


P.S.: Jon, I was wrong - for this season anyway - North Face tents are bullshit. Terrible, terrible reviews. So far, looks like Mountain Hardware is the way to go.

The Beast compiles its annual list of the 50 most loathsome people in America

Complete with punishments.

The Third Reich in Ruins

An interesting page with scores of photographs of wartime German architecture. Of special note is the Kongreßhalle, which may be the most impressive ruin of this period.

Can't Tell Me Nothin'

Zach Galifianakis kicks all kinds of ass.

Happy New Year's From Radiohead, Ninja!

An hour-long private taping of Radiohead performing "In Rainbows".

Suggestions

I have been asked to make some changes to the blog regarding the layout.
Please let me know what you would like done. Your patience greatly appreciated.

--J Rockington

Happy new year mother fuckers!

2008 - the year that sees the Cocks go 10-2, votes Dub finally out of office only to see the next schmuck get stuck with a war in Venezuela, and tells B to follow his life-long dream of being a castmember of Good Times On Ice - Float like a butterfly, sting like a mite, that's what we call Kid Dynomite!

Holiday Musings

A Christmas gift from Carl to you.

Merry Christmas!

Have a Merry Christmas everyone, and if things get too stressful take a load off and relax just like Santa with a smooth and satisfying Lucky Strike

Fuck Yoyos!

La La La La La LA LAAAA

More yoyo badassery

Though not as cool as two yoyos at once, freehand yoyo ("a weight (typically a casino die or small ball) is attached to the end of the yo-yo string that would otherwise be attached to the finger.")is pretty badass

"Tyler Severance nails the freehand (5A) world yoyo champion champion title with a technically challenge and exciting counterweight freestyle."

Now hear this...

The "Long Black Train" - aka the old married bastard - turns 30 today. Let us all mourn appropriately.

Battle at Kruger

The most epic battle you'll see today (I recommend turning down the sound... the running commentary by the tourists queahs it up).

The Dark Knight

Here's the latest trailer for The Dark Knight, the sequel to Batman Begins which was, arguably, the greatest batman flick ever. Right, right, Keaton and Nicholson, yeah, yeah, that shit was badass, no doubt. But if you've dug the Bale version of ol' Batman, this new one seems like it won't disappoint.

Carl on the Mitchell Report

Let he who hasn't injected the extract from a grizzly bear's pituitary gland straight into his bellybutton cast the first stone.

M4 Carbine performs "significantly worse" than contenders in a recent test.

The army's response? "Nah, we'll keep this one." The winner? This sci-fi badass.

Art Loeb

Anyone down for a May trek?

As cool as this shit could possibly get...