Can't Tell Me Nothin'

Zach Galifianakis kicks all kinds of ass.

Happy New Year's From Radiohead, Ninja!

An hour-long private taping of Radiohead performing "In Rainbows".

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I have been asked to make some changes to the blog regarding the layout.
Please let me know what you would like done. Your patience greatly appreciated.

--J Rockington

Happy new year mother fuckers!

2008 - the year that sees the Cocks go 10-2, votes Dub finally out of office only to see the next schmuck get stuck with a war in Venezuela, and tells B to follow his life-long dream of being a castmember of Good Times On Ice - Float like a butterfly, sting like a mite, that's what we call Kid Dynomite!

Holiday Musings

A Christmas gift from Carl to you.

Merry Christmas!

Have a Merry Christmas everyone, and if things get too stressful take a load off and relax just like Santa with a smooth and satisfying Lucky Strike

Fuck Yoyos!

La La La La La LA LAAAA

More yoyo badassery

Though not as cool as two yoyos at once, freehand yoyo ("a weight (typically a casino die or small ball) is attached to the end of the yo-yo string that would otherwise be attached to the finger.")is pretty badass

"Tyler Severance nails the freehand (5A) world yoyo champion champion title with a technically challenge and exciting counterweight freestyle."

Now hear this...

The "Long Black Train" - aka the old married bastard - turns 30 today. Let us all mourn appropriately.

Battle at Kruger

The most epic battle you'll see today (I recommend turning down the sound... the running commentary by the tourists queahs it up).

The Dark Knight

Here's the latest trailer for The Dark Knight, the sequel to Batman Begins which was, arguably, the greatest batman flick ever. Right, right, Keaton and Nicholson, yeah, yeah, that shit was badass, no doubt. But if you've dug the Bale version of ol' Batman, this new one seems like it won't disappoint.

Carl on the Mitchell Report

Let he who hasn't injected the extract from a grizzly bear's pituitary gland straight into his bellybutton cast the first stone.

M4 Carbine performs "significantly worse" than contenders in a recent test.

The army's response? "Nah, we'll keep this one." The winner? This sci-fi badass.

Art Loeb

Anyone down for a May trek?

As cool as this shit could possibly get...

Paul's Tea Party

Ron Paul has the largest fundraising day in political history. Yesterday's $6,000,000 haul puts his campaign at over $18,000,000 in donations for the fourth-quarter of the year (with two weeks remaining).

Power of the Pussy Rangers NSFW

You've got a handycam and some willing participants, why the hell not?

Telecom Immunity Update

Harry Reid has announced that he will be moving the Senate Intelligence Committee's version of the FISA bill to the floor of the Senate. This bill contains provisions for immunity for telecommunications companies that aided the government in warrantless surveillance. Reid has acted in this manner despite a hold placed on the bill by Senator Chris Dodd - a somewhat unprecedented move.

Fuck Harry Reid.

U.S. Takes Out Debt-Consolidation Loan

I wonder which late night commercial worked?

All you Lost fans behold. I know I couldn't care less.

Season 4

I Have Only One Burning Desire..

To kick your ass!

Not exactly a new idea. Still pretty cool

Robots!

I have a strange family

Thought those of you that know my family might get a kick out of this. I couldn't stop laughing for twenty minutes after this mainly because of Jason.

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1375495882

Cool videos and you can preorder the hardcopy...

All kinds of badassery

The camera angles help, but this shit is still fucking incredible.

Snake Oil Salesmen

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Bush League Justice: Partisan Corruption of the DoJ

Dan Abrams of MSNBC discusses the politicization of the Department of Justice during the Bush years. Prepare to get your rage on.

You tryin' to help Ike?

Ike Turner is dead. Ike in better days.

First five minutes of the new Alien vs. Predator

Why the fuck would Predators keep face-huggers on their starship?

hipster olympics

It's too long but funny.

Politics explained...

It's short and gave me a laugh.

Carl's Pissed

about Michael Vick's punishment.

Hey Guys! Let's all feel embarrassed for someone else!

Yep. That just happened.

Looks like they played it...

Zeppelin. Stairway. December 10th, 2007.

Also:

Whole Lotta Love

Kashmir

Apparently, they jammed No Quarter, but I cannot find it. So here is fuckin TOOL doing it.

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser

This looks like something that Jabba's boys might roll in.

The Serpent's Wall

A Ukranian girl takes us on a virtual tour of some World War II battlefields near Kiev. See also her trip through the excluded zone around around Pripyat and Chernobyl.

Old, but good.

Cool posts, Chris

Glad to see that this thing still generates some interest. Here's a question for everyone: aside from OJ and whiskey, what should a guy do to get over the flu? I've heard about drugs you can take, but they appear to be prescription only.

In case you didn't know already...

So yeah, deal with that.

Jon inspired me. Kinda.

Only kinda 'cause I'd estimate that I'm thinking about Radiohead for at least 6 hours a day. For real though, this shit rocks. Mad energy. Dig the 90's style.

Airbag, Jools Holland, 1997:

Paranoid Android, Jools Holland, 1997:

Congressional Democrats Were Aware of Enhanced Interrogation Techniques

Well, if it wasn't abundantly clear before, it should be now: they are all a bunch of political opportunists.

Monster Island

A serialized novel available online in its entirety for free. Zombie-fiction.

Nobody Does it Better

Radiohead.

Infamy

On the morning of December 7th, 1941, the Imperial Japanese Navy attacked the US Pacific Fleet stationed at Pearl Harbor. They rolled 1's and 2's, but forgot to bring a transport with dudes, and so missed out on that solid 1 IPC gain.

My kind of Party

Another Albert Hofmann Original

Children's programming used to beat ass.

Now, the kids just have Barney and Friends, and are a bunch of drooling Mongoloid fucktards as a result.

Clip from the new movie Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

Tim Meadows tells Dewey to stay off drugs.

BCS and Porn

Carl talks about the most important decision of your and my life.

Pretty much illegal as fuck

Yeah - check out the band list - there's some really good stuff there. I know you all will only use the download links to replace CDs that you've already purchased but simply misplaced. Fuckin' - look at the Gilmore disc -it's the one from the show I was talking about a couple weeks ago. Oh, and B - there's a Sleepy Time Gorilla Museum CD there so you can replace the one you "lost."

New Ink

pretty cool.

Coolest watches ever.

I must own one or, actually, several of these.

Australia Needs to Harden the Fuck Up

Chopper Read tells it like it is.

God is an American

I'm afraid of the world.

oh hell yeah

everyone should get this

After centuries of waiting:

NSFW. Watch the commercial after entering the site. Sure to be the hot item for Christmas '07.

Back Hair Design

Feel bad for the person who had to do this for him.

Food timeline

Find out when your favorites dishes came into being.

Everwars

Nifty little RPG, save without the RP. You create a character, and fight other members, attempting to go up in ranking and gain more powerful stuff. Also, if you sign up, I get stuff for my guy.

Radiohead Randomizer

Hadn't seen this before.

This is just fucking awesome

"Stumble upon" is simultaneously enriching and ruining my life.

Neocortical simulation

Hey Copland! Whadda ya think?

Videogame Madness

Dig this guys game room. Fuckin' A, right?

This just in

The Gamecocks have been accepted to the Hanes-Her-Way Fruity Candyass Bowl in Neverneverland. They'll be playing the Universidad del Guamo Fighting Chocolate Unicorn Elves. Live coverage on the Ocho. Don't miss it!

I enjoyed this...

...and chances are you will too.

Carl Brutananadilewski: The BCS is supid!

ATHF's Carl breaks it down.

So then there's this...

It's cool but strange, and I mean strange in the, "huh? what the fuck?" sense.

Chicken fat on Virginia highway causes 4 crashes

what the fuck

This blog needs more half-naked Argentine broads.

This is how I end up getting sucked in: Now with 50% more Hetero!

Mass Effect, ho!

Get some!

Andy McKee

No Direction

Dylan documentary. A few months old...

Who's a badass? This guy:

Fina-fucking-lly

This had better be cool. It's the whole reason I bought that fuckin' Wii.

Badass Mech Sculpture

What a fucking craftsman.

Cool Fractal Documentary

This is a very interesting video with great visuals and backing music by David Gilmour himself. The whole time I watched, I thought someone was just mocking the sound, but at the end they give credit to him. Wail on math nerds.

This is the reason we should all get Stormtrooper armor:

The Grooviest Videos on the Web, GroovyGrooves.com

Happy T-day Mother Fuckers

I'm thankful that BC beat Clemson and that NOLA is still floatin'.

Jazz fest dates anounced - April 25-27 and May 1-4. Lineup still to be determined.

www.nojazzfest.com

Peace out. Enjoy your tryptophan.

Oh yeah, and this...

I fuckin' knew it.

Silly. But damn.

Kick this one for St. Paul

And this for Minneapolis... Watch Futureshock first(right-hand column, fourth from top). See if you can follow the logic of "Bleip Clicks," or check out Simone's constipated vibe in her Simon room. Whatevs.

Sucksville

You guys were right - stumble upon kicks ass.

Not sure how useful this is...

...But it's fuckin' dope.

Radiohead: Spring/Summer '08

Woot.

Lebowski Paraphernalia

Here's the source page. It has several other funny Lebowski related items that you might find amusing.

Interesting Chart

This is amazingly accurate.

facebook lifting spirits... or not so much

look at the two words you have to type to sign up for facebook...

im not sure if this is true or not but it came from digg.com

Labour MP Tony Benn on the National Heath Service

From Michael Moore's Sicko, a film which I have yet to see. Here is the Wikipedia entry on the NHS, which addresses some of the criticisms of the service.

Badass Hand-Carved Wooden Case Mod

Word.

DiceWars

A simple and fun strategy game. This should tide you over until the next epic A&A session.

oh so true

and quite funny

Telecom Immunity Update

From the Dodd campaign (7:00 EDT):

1. Within the last hour, the Senate Judiciary Committee just reported out a FISA bill that DOES NOT include retroactive immunity for the telecom companies that helped the Bush Administration spy on Americans.
2. This means the Judiciary bill moves to the full Senate WITHOUT the dangerous language included.
3. Retroactive immunity will, however, surely be introduced as an amendment to the FISA bill.
4. If needed Senator Dodd will filibuster any amendment seeking to add retroactive immunity to the underlying bill. By filibustering, he will force the opposition to find 60 votes to pass the provision.

we were having a discussion about the 57

I cannot find the article i made reference to earlier but here is a version that has two different possibilities.

http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question27556.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinz_57

I think we're all guilty of at least one of these mistakes...

Another fine article from cracked.com

STUMBLE UPON Best Firefox add-on

check it out.. i think you get 1 email from them when you first sign up and maybe on every three months or so after that.. so dont worry about signing up its worth it..

Barry Bonds in the Minors?

King Kaufmann from Salon discusses a recent offer to the slugger.

Pirate Cripplers

From the Precious Roy Home Shopping Netwerk. Whateva.

Official "In Rainbows" album cover

I'm posting this for sake of continued expression of my Radiohead obsession; and hopefully, indulging yours.

Zach Galifianakis

One hour of Galifianakis. Via Metafilter.

Uncovering the site of an ancient zombie outbreak

I just watched 28 Weeks Later, so this is appropriate, I think.