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Dent

New Dark Knight viral ad featuring a 2 second shot of Two Face.

Why you should download firefox 3 Right Now!

Renewable Oil

Scientists have genetically modified yeast and E. Coli to produce single-celled organisms which consume organic products and excrete crude oil.

What if all the hype came true?

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Put down your Dreamcast and crack open a crystal pepsi for this one!

It's Probably True

Feds charge S.C. trooper in taped car ramming

white cop + black suspect + South Carolina = stereotype

Dennis Kucinich Introduces 35 Articles of Impeachment

The Goonies Today

The Goonies Today

Just plain fuckin awesome

Here's the guys web site with even more of these shots.

And here's a t-shirt we all need (especially you, Jon).

Sick, sick, sick, sick...

Watch the whole thing - the end is priceless.

Elgan: The '$100 laptop' may be a glimpse of the future

Wave of the future

Thought I would throw a little medical tech at ya'll. This is the guy who founded my department in the 1940s. Quite a quack, but his research with deep brain stimulators opened the door for some amazing things we're doing now.

Johns Hopkins has some cool videos showing the differences with the stimulators off and on. Also an animated video showing the procedure.

Gogol Bordello - start wearing purple

Russian Gypsies like to color coordinate

D-Day + 1

To the Joint Expeditionary Forces of the Cocks:

According to my calculation, based solely on the counter present to your right, we are now less than 90 days from kickoff. We are about to embark on an undertaking that has never before been attempted by mankind. Some of our brothers and sisters may not return, but we shall fight on.

Now is the time to begin dusting off those old "All dirt roads lead to Clemson" and "I Plant Taters Avery Yare" bumperstickers - and my personal new favorite, "Fuck LSU." Training for hours on end of heavy drinking and yelling at television announcers begins now.

We will not submit. We will not quit until our mission is complete.

That is all.

Steve Spurrier
Supreme Commander, Allied Forces against the rest of the fucking assholes in the SEC

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

Overlord

Pegasus. Omaha. Brecourt Manor. Pointe du Hoc.

"Now it's on to Chicago and let's win there."

Forty years ago today, shortly after midnight and after claiming victory in the California Democratic Primary, Robert Kennedy was shot by Sirhan Sirhan. He died the next day and on June 8th was eulogized by his brother Edward before being transported by a slow-moving train to Arlington where he was buried not far from his older brother John.

Despite the difficulty of such a task, Newsweek's Evan Thomas attempts to envision what a Robert Kennedy presidency might have looked like.

South Carolina Hotter than South Florida?