Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Legend of the USS Titanic by Jamie Brackett

...and Part II.

Basically, Jack Johnson gets denied passage, and the First Mate smokes a reefer with the Captain, who sinks the boat.

Your BCS National Champions are Dirty as Fuck

Sunday, April 13, 2008

World War II Star Wars

One morning, a bright young fellow asked himself that timeless question: "What would it have been like if Star Wars was set in World War II?" This is his answer.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Irmo listed in CNN's Money magazine

They ranked it 12th out of the top 25 most affordable towns in the country. Obviously, there is no accounting for taste.

All Rebels Must Die!

Guys I plead with you. Star Wars Galaxies is the freaking coolest game I've ever seen. The possibilities are limitless and too involved for me to describe here. But if you've seen it in the past, give it another chance. They have space combat now in addition to ground stuff. Its even got the magical wind resistance space combat style of star wars. I'm flying a tie fighter right now. And I'm a bounty hunter. But you can be a jedi or musician or smuggler or lots of other stuff. Anything you can do in star wars is in this freaking game.
Anyways, theres a free 14 day trial. Me and about 3 other guys from work are wrecking shop on this thing. The download takes a while I must warn you. But, do yourself a favor and give it a whirl. Trust me on this one. You'll want to join on the "radiant" server. The game calls the servers "galaxies" fyi. Thats where we are. Once you get set up let me know and I'll help you out with the tutorial and get you going. You won't believe how much there is to this game. Whatever you do, don't be a rebel. They suck and theres like a ton of them. My buds and I are all emperial pilots. But you can even go the privateer route if you want.
Anybody thats wants to give this shit a shot, let me know. But trust me, you want to do this. This is where its at if you're a gamer. Join the Legion of Doom NOW!

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Oh Snap!

Two Words:

Hail
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Satan

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It's coming my way soon.

For the Lost fans...

If you still care to follow Lost, here's the info on finishing out the remainder of season 4.

Guys, I kid you not

This is a a real, recent quote from Tommy Bowden. I couldn't even make stuff like this up. Click on the link to clempson's scout page if you need proof. EDSBS.com is having a lot of fun with this one.


On freshman Kyle Parker, who is having a really good season with the baseball team:

"I’ve watched him practice and I’ve watched him play (baseball). He’s really good looking. If I was a girl, I’d be very interested in him. He wears those tight pants. When you wear loose stuff, you can’t tell the definition of a guy’s body. In baseball, everything is tight and you can see that he's very well put together."

Enjoy

Monday, April 7, 2008

Brooke is Pregnant

Gentlemen,
My army of tiny white Jedi's has penetrated Brooke's inner defenses. The Kwisartz Haderach has officially been conceived. We got visual confirmation from the ultrasound last week and it turns out that she is 6 weeks pregnant. I must say that I'll never be the same now that I have seen my wife's vagina from the inside out. It'll blow your freaking mind.

I thought a blog post would be the best way to make this announcement. That way I can tell everybody at once.

The one who brings balance to the universe is due around thanksgiving. I'm up for any name suggestions. Of course Brooke hates all of my ideas for names. But his middle name WILL be Eugene of course!

Clemson Trustees Embezzle 80 Million dollars?

Clemson's fiscal practices attacked (The State 3/16/08)

Fired official sues, claiming school hid millions from Legislature

Fired Clemson official’s suit moves forward

Note: Cleaned up by JRH 4/07/08 1:05pm

I thought I might get each of you guys one of these for christmas.


The Next Giant Leap For Mankind

Man on Mars?

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Saturday, April 5, 2008