Monday, May 26, 2008

Big Fuckin' Suprise: The Japanese made it work.

This shouldn't really shock anyone, but it's good to know that it may be a possibility in our lifetimes thanks to those bad asses across the sea.

Historian Howard Zinn on "The Best of Wars"

Yahtzee reviews GTA: IV

The Escapist's resident game reviewer Yatzee gives the new installment of GTA a fairly thorough (well, as thorough as you're gonna get in 4.5 minutes) going-over.

Friday, May 23, 2008

How bout another caption contest?


The FilmDrunk review of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull

Probably exactly what you expected, unless you are some sort of retarded Pollyanna.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

The Real McCain

Kids who beat ass

This is a CNN piece on my friend Alicia.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Rare DVD's of TV Shows/Movies/Etc.

This guy has lots of rare/hard to find DVD's. Thought you guys might want to have a look.

Caption Contest

dance
Saw this from Rockington's post.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Genghis What?!

Monday, May 12, 2008

Saturday, May 10, 2008

RADIOHEAD

Atlanta, GA
Setlist
01 All I Need
02 There There
03 Lucky
04 15 Step
05 Where I End And You Begin
06 Nude
07 Pyramid Song
08 Optimistic
09 Weird Fishes/Arpeggi
10 The National Anthem
11 Idioteque
12 You and whose army
13 Reckoner
14 Everything in its right place
15 Bangers and Mash
16 Bodysnatchers
17 Videotape

encore 1
18 The Gloaming
19 Talk Show Host
20 Just
21 Faust Arp (Thom & Jonny on electric)
22 How To Disappear Completely

encore 2
23 Paranoid Android
24 House of Cards


Charlotte, NC
Setlist
01. All I Need
02. There There
03. Airbag
04. 15 Step
05. Nude
06. Sail to the Moon
07. Weird Fishes/ Arpeggi
08. Myxomatosis
09. Idioteque
10. Morning Bell
11. Videotape
12. Optimistic
13. Where I End and You Begin
14. You and Whose Army?
15. Everything In Its Right Place
16. Bangers and Mash (Thom: “I’m Spiderman, Jonny is Cat Woman”, Jonny ’scratches’ at him, Thom: “Tell me later.”)
17. Bodysnatchers

encore 1
18. Go Slowly
19. Talk Show Host
20. Exit Music (For A Film)
21. Planet Telex
22. House of Cards

encore 2
23. Paranoid Android (Thom before: “Everyone stay still so Colin can take a pic of the crowd.”)
24. Reckoner

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Uncle Sam just deposited 600 Dollars in my checking account

....of borrowed money from china. It almost makes me want to give it back. But nah, I think I'll keep it. As we continue to drive the value of our dollars into the tank, at least let me put some of this 1.7 trillion dollars of chinese investement to some practical use. I think I'm going to save up and buy an AT-AT imperial walker and settle this world domination issue once and for all. I bet I could do it for a lot cheaper than old Der-bya can. Throw me a bone every once in a while. Thanks a lot motherfucka.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Is there anything else we need for the camping trip?

I gots a stove, 2 1/2 propane containers, compass, Pisgah map, and my bullshit. Is there anything else we need to pick up?

Also this is for Treverculus Jones. Worth every second in the rain.

Dickipedia: China

"China is a dick country in East Asia, the third largest in dick area, and first in dick population.

It is important to note that not everyone who lives in China is a dick. However, even if the dick to non-dick ratio was a very conservative 1 in 1,000, that’s still a million dicks, which is a whole lot of dick. "

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

COOOOOOCKS!

Petition to Bernie Machen

As some of you have heard, the President of UF has decided to eliminate the PhD program in Philosophy. This will result in an exodus of faculty and grad students in this field, rendering UF's philosophy program ineffective. The above link is to a petition to President Machen, requesting that he reconsider his decision. If you have a moment, I would appreciate your support in this.


Update: Link Fixed at 6:42pm by JRH

Monday, May 5, 2008

Under Skin Electroic Tatoo

What Scientologists Have to Say about Scientology

All I Need



!!!
watch on the original website for the best quality!

Sunday, May 4, 2008

WNBA Live

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Friday, May 2, 2008

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Just another video of Indians throwing babies off towers.

International Longshore and Warehouse Union Strike, shutting down US and Canadian Ports on the West Coast

“Longshore workers are standing-down on the job and standing up for America,” said ILWU president Bob McEllrath. “We’re supporting the troops and telling politicians in Washington that it’s time to end the war in Iraq.”

"Carolina Crushers"

I hate summertime.

Several Ways to Work Around Blocked Websites

Click Me!!!

More Tricks

Roger Waters endorses Obama... UPDATE

Now with video...

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Global War in Your Pants

For the kids

A little something for your head. And this one's not too shabby either.

Paris, Summer 1968

From today's NYT:


Students, using trash can lids as shields, marching near the Gare de Lyon in Paris in May 1968.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Please pass "the Green Fairy.''

Geeezze! Thats a lot of sauce.

Monday, April 28, 2008

On Using a Tarp



A diagram of the above setup, and a knot tutorial.

Update: For a fantastic knot site, go here.

Roger Waters endorses Obama... sort of.

Craig Ferguson on alcoholism and the media



From February 20th, 2007.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Friday, April 25, 2008

Movie Posters Through The Eyes of Kids

From the SomethingAwful

Obama vs McCain

Looks like it's pretty much a done deal that Obama takes the democratic vote.

Ammunition

I know I don't need to change any of the minds that read this blog, so this post is just to give one and all some ammunition for the next time someone says to you, "Oh yeah, well what have you got against John McCain? I mean really, can you give me one concrete reason?"

First this, then: yep.

Greenwald bitch-slaps Krauthammer

I had to put this one in here for it's complete dominance. Greenwald fucking owns this dipshit and doesn't gloat doing it. It's a beautiful thing.

US-contracted cargo ship fires on an Iranian patrol craft.

I think History is phoning this one in. It's been one big clip-show all decade long.

Jimmy Fallon to take over Conan's "Late Night" gig

Smirking dipshit gets his own network talk show. Thank. God.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Ashcroft claims that US Waterboarding is Different from Japanese Waterboarding

The old boy gets a little riled up, claiming in his defense that US operative merely "poured" water over the faces of bound, prone prisoners, whilst the Japanese "forced" water into their mouths.

Johnny: Just let the eagle soar, brah.

Ahh.. Miller Time

Ultimate Team Sport



Notice who gives him the high-fives after the free throw.

NCAA Baseball RPI as of 4/21

Cocks are at #5. Kicking ass as usual.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Disapproval of Bush Breaks Record

....and you said he couldn't do it.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

at just the right time...

#5
#6
#34

just to note a few...

Vortex

This one's for you, Nick

Carolina wins first game of the season

It was a nail-biter but they pulled it out.

Winnie

Yep. From the "Wonder Years."

Re: The widespread view that Southerners are retarded

Dear Pastor Roger Byrd,

You're not helping.


Jon

More shady money management in kkklempson

Larry Williams
Today's story on Pollock, Foster
Posted 09:08 a.m., April 19, 2008
Clemson track coach deposited meet funds into a personal account
By Larry Williams (Contact)The Post and CourierSaturday, April 19, 2008
CLEMSON — The State Law Enforcement Division says Clemson track coach Bob Pollock deposited money from track meets into a personal bank account.
Although an investigation by SLED found that Pollock and assistant coach Charles Foster collected more than $27,000 worth of track fees that did not go to the university, 13th circuit solicitor Robert Ariail recommended that no charges be filed in the case — partly because the two coaches have already paid restitution to Clemson.
In May of 2007, SLED began an investigation involving a breach of trust at the behest of Clemson's university police department. According to SLED's report, Pollock and Foster conducted track meets and collected entry fees from high school and college athletes who were unaffiliated with Clemson.
Four months earlier, assistant women's track coach Glenn McAtee informed Clemson's internal auditing department that he had observed Pollock initiate "a pattern of systematic fraud and embezzlement" of athletic department funds, SLED said.
An audit by Clemson found that, from January 2004 to December 2006, a total of $27,397 worth of fees went unaccounted for — $24,872 from high school events and $2,525 from college events. According to SLED, Pollock told a superior that a previous administrator orally approved of his putting funds into a personal account, explaining that the duties related to running track meets were "extraordinary and tedious."
The report said that in February of 2007, Pollock and Foster agreed to a reduction of their salaries to reimburse Clemson for the missing funds. Athletic director Terry Don Phillips could not be reached Friday evening, but he has said he will evaluate the status of both coaches after the season.
SLED turned the case over to Ariail in July, according to the documents. Ariail said charges were not warranted because Clemson "disciplined and punished" Pollock and Foster.
The report said both coaches refused to provide statements to SLED during the investigation.
Ariail "strongly" suggested Clemson "review, clarify, amend and strengthen the existing policies that allowed this serious situation to develop."
Pollock and Foster were at the ACC outdoor championships in Atlanta on Friday and could not be reached for comment.

I Hate Taters

Study finds that nearly 80% of roomates got so drunk last night.


Study: Nearly 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night

Lawmakers want probe of college football bowl system

Forget government corruption or corporate fraud. Three members of Congress want the Justice Department to investigate whether college football's Bowl Championship Series is an illegal enterprise.

Give me a break.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Pulp Shakespeare

Also check out the wonderful Metafilter thread with additional scenes.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Friday, April 18, 2008

Pretty Cool

A great choice of background music. Oh and I think they may have said some cool stuff too.

Best Songs Ever List

Pretty good songs on here. More important, there is a youtube video of each one.

Everyone's favorite muderer/folk singer!!

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Say it is so, Dr. BRex!

Thank god for the scientist with too much time on their hands...or I guess wang in this case.

Something about this is just kinda awesome...

Super short Indy 4 article.

Also, wanna know what Star Trek XI is supposed to be about? The article is a big time spoiler, but supposedly a rumor, so maybe it's just nonsense. In either case, fuck it - it's the Trek, not the Wars.

new email

Hey erbody. changed to gmail and i don't seem to have some of your newer addresses. if you guys don't mind, please send me them at bka2512 at gmail dot com.

Note: Edited by JRH @ 3:39 for security purposes.

Terror is alive and well, though apparently short in stature...

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If you've got the time, read the whole page - it documents this guys obsession with and loathing of the "terror gnome." Seriously though, the end is priceless.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

"Get Low" people, get low

Fina-fucking-ly!!!

You asked for it...
You prayed for it...
You asked it to please not hurt you...
And finally, gentlemen, it's been put in the mix...

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Legend of the USS Titanic by Jamie Brackett

...and Part II.

Basically, Jack Johnson gets denied passage, and the First Mate smokes a reefer with the Captain, who sinks the boat.

Your BCS National Champions are Dirty as Fuck

Sunday, April 13, 2008

World War II Star Wars

One morning, a bright young fellow asked himself that timeless question: "What would it have been like if Star Wars was set in World War II?" This is his answer.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Irmo listed in CNN's Money magazine

They ranked it 12th out of the top 25 most affordable towns in the country. Obviously, there is no accounting for taste.

All Rebels Must Die!

Guys I plead with you. Star Wars Galaxies is the freaking coolest game I've ever seen. The possibilities are limitless and too involved for me to describe here. But if you've seen it in the past, give it another chance. They have space combat now in addition to ground stuff. Its even got the magical wind resistance space combat style of star wars. I'm flying a tie fighter right now. And I'm a bounty hunter. But you can be a jedi or musician or smuggler or lots of other stuff. Anything you can do in star wars is in this freaking game.
Anyways, theres a free 14 day trial. Me and about 3 other guys from work are wrecking shop on this thing. The download takes a while I must warn you. But, do yourself a favor and give it a whirl. Trust me on this one. You'll want to join on the "radiant" server. The game calls the servers "galaxies" fyi. Thats where we are. Once you get set up let me know and I'll help you out with the tutorial and get you going. You won't believe how much there is to this game. Whatever you do, don't be a rebel. They suck and theres like a ton of them. My buds and I are all emperial pilots. But you can even go the privateer route if you want.
Anybody thats wants to give this shit a shot, let me know. But trust me, you want to do this. This is where its at if you're a gamer. Join the Legion of Doom NOW!

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Oh Snap!

Two Words:

Hail
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Satan

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It's coming my way soon.

For the Lost fans...

If you still care to follow Lost, here's the info on finishing out the remainder of season 4.

Guys, I kid you not

This is a a real, recent quote from Tommy Bowden. I couldn't even make stuff like this up. Click on the link to clempson's scout page if you need proof. EDSBS.com is having a lot of fun with this one.


On freshman Kyle Parker, who is having a really good season with the baseball team:

"I’ve watched him practice and I’ve watched him play (baseball). He’s really good looking. If I was a girl, I’d be very interested in him. He wears those tight pants. When you wear loose stuff, you can’t tell the definition of a guy’s body. In baseball, everything is tight and you can see that he's very well put together."

Enjoy

Monday, April 7, 2008

Brooke is Pregnant

Gentlemen,
My army of tiny white Jedi's has penetrated Brooke's inner defenses. The Kwisartz Haderach has officially been conceived. We got visual confirmation from the ultrasound last week and it turns out that she is 6 weeks pregnant. I must say that I'll never be the same now that I have seen my wife's vagina from the inside out. It'll blow your freaking mind.

I thought a blog post would be the best way to make this announcement. That way I can tell everybody at once.

The one who brings balance to the universe is due around thanksgiving. I'm up for any name suggestions. Of course Brooke hates all of my ideas for names. But his middle name WILL be Eugene of course!

Clemson Trustees Embezzle 80 Million dollars?

Clemson's fiscal practices attacked (The State 3/16/08)

Fired official sues, claiming school hid millions from Legislature

Fired Clemson official’s suit moves forward

Note: Cleaned up by JRH 4/07/08 1:05pm

I thought I might get each of you guys one of these for christmas.


The Next Giant Leap For Mankind

Man on Mars?

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Congrats Jared! UNCUT-R (Ghetto Vers.) NSFW

RIP Mr. Fry Daddy, RIP

Alright boys and girls, queue the half staff flag and the sad, slow trumpet that brings tears and gives chills to any good man at every military funereal. Because today, my friends…today is a sad, sad day. Today we have lost a dear friend. I’ll start from the beginning.
So things are as they normally are, at the casa de B, even up to the point where someone cries out, “hey, we should deep fry something.” I had a beer in hand, a smile on my face, and one of those schoolboy anxieties like you would not believe. Things were great, really great, you know? And then it happened.
We should do's were flying in from all directions in true surround sound and the new ideas for the ultimate homemade snack were at an all time high. It was a beautiful moment. And then it happened. I slide the plug fearlessly into the outlet and right away I knew something was wrong. Fry Daddy was not responding. A feeling came over me that I have not felt since the first Christmas without Santa. Nothing could be worse. I started thinking of all the good times we shared over the last several months and how much it has taught me about myself. “Where do I go from here” I ask myself. How will I sleep tonight?
So I ask of you, my brothers and sisters, to please keep me in your thoughts over the next few days as this is sure to be a hard time. I am sure that with time I will find a way to recover from the void that is now left in my soul. And for those of you wondering where you can make your donations at such a difficult time please send check or money order to www.frymedaddy.com.

Friday, April 4, 2008

So We Added A Little Background Music

The player is at the bottom. It is set on shuffle and starts automatically. Requests anyone?

Happy Fucking Birthday Jon!

NSFW!(sort of)

New Clemson signee Kenneth Page


With all the cock bashing I thought I'd balance things out. I know this picture has been well circulated but I think it needs as much exposure as possible. There's plenty more where this came from btw. I'll be happy to post more stuff if needed.

I've Been to the Mountaintop

On April 3rd, 1968, Martin Luther King, Jr. delivered his "Mountaintop" speech (Audio at American Rhetoric) to a crowd in Memphis, Tennessee. At the climax, he addressed concerns about his possible assassination. The next day, he was killed while standing on a balcony at the Lorraine Motel.

That evening, in Indianapolis, Robert Kennedy gave a speech informing attendees at a political rally of the event. While other American cities were engulfed with violence following the assassination, Indianapolis remained calm, a fact often credited to Kennedy's eloquent and sensitive remarks.

Shit!! Clemson owns us again.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Can't Do This With a Mac



How many hours did that take?