Saturday, August 29, 2009

Twitter still sucks...

But this and this are fucking great.

2 comments:

copeland said...

My son said "I love you, sir" for the first time. I slapped him and sent him away, then stood at my study window, mustache wet with tears.

"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."

Fucking classic.

J.C. Wells said...

"Walked my kid to school. Gave a homeless guy ten bucks for a cigarette. Saw a C-3PO tattoo on a woman's back. Sometimes life's OK."