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Friday, December 5, 2008

Proposition 8: The Musical!

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

Cheney's Toy

Sorry to bump the baby thread. I saw James McMurtry last night and wanted to drop some of his more recent stuff here.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Rylie Addison Michael

Weighing in at 10 pounds and 8 ounces. 21 inches long.

Fellas,

She had a rough start (long story) and is in the special care unit but is handling everything that planet earth has thrown at her. She's doing much better but is not out of the woods quite yet. I'm sorry if I can't answer the phone much right now but its been really busy.

Don't worry about all the wires. Thats the ehart monitor and breathing monitor which are looking real good. Just routine stuff. She does have an IV hooked up in her hands for antibiotics and glucose and thats what you see in the pictures. Its really fairly routine stuff. I'll get more info out soon.

When The Smashing Pumpkins ruled the world...

where boys fear to tread...

X.Y.U. ...

*Note: at 5 min in on X.Y.U., the Pumpkins remind you that they were once capable of purely evil rock and fucking roll.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Fandom Reinstated

I am officially retracting my previous post because TREVOR IS A BABY DADDY!!!!!! Coming in at just over 10 freaking pounds, Riley Addison "Stella Eugena" Michael!!!

Monday, December 1, 2008

I quit

After that piss poor performance on Saturday, I hereby resign my fandom of the University of South Carolina football team. This will be effective immediately and will continue either until the bowl game or until Trevor is a baby daddy, whichever comes first. Thank you.

Contact juggling

Watched Labyrinth the other night - ya know - the one with Bowie - and it sucked dog balls. Not nearly as bad-ass as I remember it. The contact juggling was cool though.

Dr McNinja

A little late, but here's the moving and inspirational story of Katanakka. Enjoy.

Air-Force Intelligence Officer Who Helped Locate Zarqawi Discusses American Interrogation Practices

I refused to participate in such practices, and a month later, I extended that prohibition to the team of interrogators I was assigned to lead. I taught the members of my unit a new methodology -- one based on building rapport with suspects, showing cultural understanding and using good old-fashioned brainpower to tease out information. I personally conducted more than 300 interrogations, and I supervised more than 1,000. The methods my team used are not classified (they're listed in the unclassified Field Manual), but the way we used them was, I like to think, unique. We got to know our enemies, we learned to negotiate with them, and we adapted criminal investigative techniques to our work (something that the Field Manual permits, under the concept of "ruses and trickery"). It worked. Our efforts started a chain of successes that ultimately led to Zarqawi.

Friday, November 28, 2008

A clip from the Macy's Parade.

Fuck that puppet.

Monday, November 24, 2008

The ‘Good War’ Isn’t Worth Fighting

Former British Foreign Service Officer Rory Stewart discusses the Afghan problem.

I can't stand looking at that dude below this post when I load the blog page, but I don't want to delete the post.

Here are some other random images from my photobucket account that I totally forgot about until I needed to see something other than them devil eyes:

Rock and roll:

Total bad-asses:

The road to Sucksville:

I wish we partied like this:

Wash thine filthy hands:

Awww... Wait why the hell is this in my photobucket? Dad or no dad - you're freaking me out Trevor.

Well done, sir, well fucking done:

Represent:

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

The Devil

Sorry, but I had to post this, 'cause this guy is one of the creepiest motherfuckers I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, and so for some reason, I felt like he needed to haunt all of your dreams as well. Christ! Dig the look in his eyes!!