The "being a jerk" method

For He Is The Kwisatz Haderach!

Free Dr. Pepper for every American

The catch: supreme diva Axl Rose must release Chinese Democracy in 2008. Not eligible: Slash, Buckethead.

And lets not forget......

the fire extiguisher Garcia discharged in his dorm room hours AFTER receiving the alcohol citation.

From EDSBS.com:

Stephen Garcia sits in his dorm, alone except for the tiny, floating Matthew McConaughey on his shoulder.SG: I’m ****ing bored man.

Tiny, Floating Matthew McConaughey: Brah, stop the bitchin’ and get to itchin’. If it’s too quiet in the church, who’s gonna make some noise if you don’t ring some bells, man?

SG: I’m gonna set off the fire extinguisher. I’ve been wanting to do that for weeks.

TFMM: RIGHT ON. Take your shirt off and make it happen. You’re like a primitive warrior ready to fight in mud with a loincloth naked, and the fire extinguisher….it’s like some ancient sabretooth you’ve got to own. Just like I punched those dragons in Reign of Fire.

SG: ****in’ right. Sometimes I can hear it taunting me.

TFMM: It IS taunting you. Can’t you hear it now? I can because I’m Toll Housed.

SG: Ring ring, you little red bitch.

TFMM: You’re a dolphin in a sea of purple freedom, baby YEAH.

Speaking of Garcia

COCKS

There's nothing else to say.

Cheney: 4,000 dead American soldiers volunteered; President Bush bears the largest burden of this war.

McCain's cred

John McCain gets a lot of passes in the media for "slip-ups" because he is taken to have a great depth and breadth of knowledge. Kevin Drum, of The Washington Monthly, asks the right question: "where does all this cred come from? And what window do Democrats go to to get the same treatment the press gives McCain?"

Have a Pink Floyd Easter

On the way to work this morning I heard the coolest Good Friday/Easter story EVA. I don't know if you guys ever listen to the Glen Beck Program but that is where I heard it. Anyway, while he was giving his overly dramatic interpretation(something about letting the pain hurt today) the Great Gig was popping off in the background. More people need to recognize the pure brilliance that is Pink Floyd.

The Collapse of the Surge

The security gains of the surge in Iraq resulted in a large part from the so-called Sunni awakening. This was, in effect, a buying of the loyalty of Sunni tribes (for about $10 a day per fighter) in the fight against Al-Queda in Iraq. But some Sunnis are claiming that they've never been paid for their services, and are threatening to withdraw their support.

Head Tracking via Wii Remote

Gotta watch the whole thing. If only there were games for this idea...

Gears of War II Tech Demo

They've made some significant improvements.

Tricia Helfer

For a girl like this, I'd probably betray humanity as well.

Awesomeness

If you don't like Carolina baseball don't bother.

Creation of Mans Greatest Invention

Bismarck and the Hood

Photographs of the wreck of HMS Hood
(additional links within).

Photographs of the wreck of her killer, the Bismarck. Part 2 Bridge and Conning Tower. Part 3 Armament. Part 4 Midships.Part 5 Aft and Stern.

New Tropic Thunder Trailer

Apropos of nothing in particular...

It is approximately 18.75 miles by water from the farm to Trevron's parent's house. Just thought I'd share that.

Wow! We've All Done It!

Couldn't stop laughing.

"Hey Wilbur, there was a whole pack of wild meese...over yonder."

For all those who think the plural of moose is just moose.