Vaseline those lips up. Feels good.

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This is an article called: How Feasible Are Star Wars Mid-air Displays?
The PDF is on the right hand side of the page.

I'm gonna have my lightsaber someday...

No Shit - plasma images, made by lasers, in thin air. It is of course brought to you by those bad-ass Japanese, once again.