Shama-lama-ding-dong's new movie The Happening sucks

Christopher Orr of The New Republic decides that rather than giving a typical review of this cinematic abortion, he will highlight 18 of the most retarded moments for you.

Spoilers inside.

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"Back in 2002, Samuel Dietz and Nazaré Costa made a documentary about the Radiohead tour through Portugal and Spain... The band played new material, which would later end up on their 2003 album ‘Hail To The Thief’. The fan made film was approved by Radiohead and is now out on YouTube in seven parts."