Not to mention it allows the government to track your every move and tell you at any moment what your serum fucking sodium concentration is. Sweet - where do I sign up?
Fuck all of that, guys. This shit is part of the seriously fucking incredibly awesome sci-fi future that I want to live in. Stop the hate - get a sub dermal electronic tattoo. See? How much cooler is it just by adding "sub dermal" instead of under skin? I swear to god though I'm gettin one if they actually come out.
Not to mention it allows the government to track your every move and tell you at any moment what your serum fucking sodium concentration is. Sweet - where do I sign up?
ReplyDeleteAh, the govt has been doing that for years man.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I don't get my tetanus shots.
ReplyDeleteFuck all of that, guys. This shit is part of the seriously fucking incredibly awesome sci-fi future that I want to live in. Stop the hate - get a sub dermal electronic tattoo. See? How much cooler is it just by adding "sub dermal" instead of under skin? I swear to god though I'm gettin one if they actually come out.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they'll give you one in the form of a bar code.....
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