This just in

The Gamecocks have been accepted to the Hanes-Her-Way Fruity Candyass Bowl in Neverneverland. They'll be playing the Universidad del Guamo Fighting Chocolate Unicorn Elves. Live coverage on the Ocho. Don't miss it!

I enjoyed this...

...and chances are you will too.

Carl Brutananadilewski: The BCS is supid!

ATHF's Carl breaks it down.

So then there's this...

It's cool but strange, and I mean strange in the, "huh? what the fuck?" sense.

Chicken fat on Virginia highway causes 4 crashes

what the fuck

This blog needs more half-naked Argentine broads.

This is how I end up getting sucked in: Now with 50% more Hetero!

Mass Effect, ho!

Get some!