Holiday Musings

A Christmas gift from Carl to you.

Merry Christmas!

Have a Merry Christmas everyone, and if things get too stressful take a load off and relax just like Santa with a smooth and satisfying Lucky Strike

Fuck Yoyos!

La La La La La LA LAAAA

More yoyo badassery

Though not as cool as two yoyos at once, freehand yoyo ("a weight (typically a casino die or small ball) is attached to the end of the yo-yo string that would otherwise be attached to the finger.")is pretty badass

"Tyler Severance nails the freehand (5A) world yoyo champion champion title with a technically challenge and exciting counterweight freestyle."

Now hear this...

The "Long Black Train" - aka the old married bastard - turns 30 today. Let us all mourn appropriately.

Battle at Kruger

The most epic battle you'll see today (I recommend turning down the sound... the running commentary by the tourists queahs it up).

The Dark Knight

Here's the latest trailer for The Dark Knight, the sequel to Batman Begins which was, arguably, the greatest batman flick ever. Right, right, Keaton and Nicholson, yeah, yeah, that shit was badass, no doubt. But if you've dug the Bale version of ol' Batman, this new one seems like it won't disappoint.

Carl on the Mitchell Report

Let he who hasn't injected the extract from a grizzly bear's pituitary gland straight into his bellybutton cast the first stone.

M4 Carbine performs "significantly worse" than contenders in a recent test.

The army's response? "Nah, we'll keep this one." The winner? This sci-fi badass.

Art Loeb

Anyone down for a May trek?

As cool as this shit could possibly get...

Paul's Tea Party

Ron Paul has the largest fundraising day in political history. Yesterday's $6,000,000 haul puts his campaign at over $18,000,000 in donations for the fourth-quarter of the year (with two weeks remaining).

Power of the Pussy Rangers NSFW

You've got a handycam and some willing participants, why the hell not?

Telecom Immunity Update

Harry Reid has announced that he will be moving the Senate Intelligence Committee's version of the FISA bill to the floor of the Senate. This bill contains provisions for immunity for telecommunications companies that aided the government in warrantless surveillance. Reid has acted in this manner despite a hold placed on the bill by Senator Chris Dodd - a somewhat unprecedented move.

Fuck Harry Reid.

U.S. Takes Out Debt-Consolidation Loan

I wonder which late night commercial worked?

All you Lost fans behold. I know I couldn't care less.

Season 4

I Have Only One Burning Desire..

To kick your ass!

Not exactly a new idea. Still pretty cool

Robots!

I have a strange family

Thought those of you that know my family might get a kick out of this. I couldn't stop laughing for twenty minutes after this mainly because of Jason.

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1375495882

Cool videos and you can preorder the hardcopy...

All kinds of badassery

The camera angles help, but this shit is still fucking incredible.

Snake Oil Salesmen

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Bush League Justice: Partisan Corruption of the DoJ

Dan Abrams of MSNBC discusses the politicization of the Department of Justice during the Bush years. Prepare to get your rage on.

You tryin' to help Ike?

Ike Turner is dead. Ike in better days.

First five minutes of the new Alien vs. Predator

Why the fuck would Predators keep face-huggers on their starship?

hipster olympics

It's too long but funny.

Politics explained...

It's short and gave me a laugh.

Carl's Pissed

about Michael Vick's punishment.

Hey Guys! Let's all feel embarrassed for someone else!

Yep. That just happened.

Looks like they played it...

Zeppelin. Stairway. December 10th, 2007.

Also:

Whole Lotta Love

Kashmir

Apparently, they jammed No Quarter, but I cannot find it. So here is fuckin TOOL doing it.

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser

This looks like something that Jabba's boys might roll in.

The Serpent's Wall

A Ukranian girl takes us on a virtual tour of some World War II battlefields near Kiev. See also her trip through the excluded zone around around Pripyat and Chernobyl.

Old, but good.

Cool posts, Chris

Glad to see that this thing still generates some interest. Here's a question for everyone: aside from OJ and whiskey, what should a guy do to get over the flu? I've heard about drugs you can take, but they appear to be prescription only.

In case you didn't know already...

So yeah, deal with that.

Jon inspired me. Kinda.

Only kinda 'cause I'd estimate that I'm thinking about Radiohead for at least 6 hours a day. For real though, this shit rocks. Mad energy. Dig the 90's style.

Airbag, Jools Holland, 1997:

Paranoid Android, Jools Holland, 1997:

Congressional Democrats Were Aware of Enhanced Interrogation Techniques

Well, if it wasn't abundantly clear before, it should be now: they are all a bunch of political opportunists.

Monster Island

A serialized novel available online in its entirety for free. Zombie-fiction.

Nobody Does it Better

Radiohead.

Infamy

On the morning of December 7th, 1941, the Imperial Japanese Navy attacked the US Pacific Fleet stationed at Pearl Harbor. They rolled 1's and 2's, but forgot to bring a transport with dudes, and so missed out on that solid 1 IPC gain.

My kind of Party

Another Albert Hofmann Original

Children's programming used to beat ass.

Now, the kids just have Barney and Friends, and are a bunch of drooling Mongoloid fucktards as a result.

Clip from the new movie Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

Tim Meadows tells Dewey to stay off drugs.

BCS and Porn

Carl talks about the most important decision of your and my life.

Pretty much illegal as fuck

Yeah - check out the band list - there's some really good stuff there. I know you all will only use the download links to replace CDs that you've already purchased but simply misplaced. Fuckin' - look at the Gilmore disc -it's the one from the show I was talking about a couple weeks ago. Oh, and B - there's a Sleepy Time Gorilla Museum CD there so you can replace the one you "lost."

New Ink

pretty cool.

Coolest watches ever.

I must own one or, actually, several of these.

Australia Needs to Harden the Fuck Up

Chopper Read tells it like it is.

God is an American

I'm afraid of the world.